ROYALISTS, LOYALISTS, CITIZENS AND SUBJECTS...
OUR MAGNIFICENCE BE DAMNED
We, being the hopeless, lost, desperate, fearful, taxpaying Concubine Bastards of the Federal Government, have decided to lay claim to certain infamy and offer our support to James Ehrlichman Reinhard-Koenig The First, our Crown Prince of Common Sense and future King of these United States. Although this may seem a bit deluded, rambunctious, misguided and somewhat ill-considered, and just a touch Un-Constitutional, we have come to realize we have no choice in this matter and hope you might take time to touch a tab and read our Nostra Apologia. Our Crown Prince of Common Sense is our only hope. Sure, it might be a lean hope but take a look around - do you see any other hero on the horizon? Of course not. Anyhow, the news room isn’t yet quite up to speed but it is being staffed up as we speak and soon we will be bringing you and the rest of our dear readers in-depth coverage of this most courageous stand. And so, we, being the said-same hopeless, lost, desperate, fearful taxpaying Concubine Bastards, do offer up HANDSOMOCITY as our low touch of guilt on the hilt of the imperial sword that points bravely onward. We’re not quite sure what that means but we promise a firm grip. We thank you for your time, America.