A MOST PEACABLE PREAMBLE

Our Crown Prince of Common Sense

Spoken, written and transcribed in the Original Latin

The Universal Language of Ubiquity, Antiquity and Mnemonic Miracle

And Translated into English For Your Convenience

As originally set forth on All Hallow's Eve

and then hammered with brass tack via tin foil hat

into the bronze Columbus Doors of The Capital Building in Washington, D.C.

(which is somewhere over the ocean and to the left and west of Our Dear Wittenberg)

and without purge or scourge and ever so safely and with greatest caution,

We, the enlivened and faithful few,

remain without rancor or malice or vile rebellion of heart

but harken prudence, piety and careful aforethought

And thanks be to Nature!

For it is only for Her Call that this Action Would and Could Only Be Taken

whilst a certain Capital Police Lieutenant was having an

On-The-Clock-Lost-Glock Moment

After Having Black Coffee and Prune Danish

And So, May His Tummy Not Growl and His Bowels Not Howl

And may the good Lieutenant, known unto his throne, forever keep a most regular hour

And thereby, in his own estimation, Continue to Save Countless Lives

And so, we hail thee Dear America, with humble rectitude and utmost good

in a spirit of peace, harmony and most tranquil repose,

we offer the only hope we know,

'Go King Jim Go!'