THE DAMN PLAN

“Without rancor or malice or vile rebellion of heart

  but with prudence, piety and careful aforethought”

It’s a strong, elegant masterful declaration in search of an austere and knowledgeable People. However, after having been brought to Washington, D.C. and nailed to the Columbus doors of our Capitol Building, said document was blindly torn down by a groundskeeper and thrown into a garbage can without ceremony. Unfortunately, only a few can claim to have ever read the document in full, or to have even heard that such a document exists. It’s no less than a reworking of modern American Greatness; a modern-day Preamble and Declaration of Impending Perfection, a document squared, centered and leveled on foundational enhancements to the four cornerstones of our Republic. The Stated Improvements prove necessary to each of the Three Branches of Our Government: Legislative, Executive and Judicial. And improvements prove equally necessary to the unspoken Fourth - our Electoral Process - which is, arguably, the most important of the four.   

Even beyond this simplicity, any one of these single cornerstones could serve as the necessary balance required for the whole Damn Plan of what surely is an American Monarchy to last a thousand years. Our Future King - James Ehrlichman Reinhard-Koenig the First - has proudly authored this document in full, wielding but the Chaos of Common Sense as his only sword and the First Amendment as his only shield.

We beg consideration for the following quick premise: It’s too late for a 48.

We rail toward 2028 in search of such a number but alas, it is too late for such a nicety as yet another elected official. Another President just won’t do. Our White House, with but one wing clipped and leveled into the dust, is but a wounded bird flying in circles of nowhere, and no Ball Room, however fine, lovely and gilded, can bring our nation back into its’ proper balance. This is the fault of both Parties - the Ignorant Jackassery of the one, the Elephantine greed of the other. And let's give both Parties there proper due, it's all vice-versa, too. Who but a King can correct such malfeasance? Who can bring to bear the required leadership to course correct?

We can think of only one man.

Our dear Crown Prince of Common Sense - James Ehrlichman Reinhard-Koenig

On this first beautiful Monday in December, 2025, we will respect your time and offer a simple update.

We’ve recalled our reporters from Los Angeles and New York; so, too from Washington, DC and Des Moines. We are awaiting reports on the riots, endless crime sprees, and acts of Mostly Peaceful arson overwhelming our nation. Of course, we’d also like more research on the inverse relationship between a Gold Leaf Ball Room and The Big Beautiful Bill of Inflation which has left us with one helluva tab to pay. And what is the exact effect of Mass Immigration on Murdering Wages? However, that research, and all the above stories, are all overdue. Nobody seems to care. That said, there are too many stories out there anyhow, and as we all know, space on the internet is limited.

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