Or the Biden-Trump Ticket if it makes your day - whatever floats your boat and blows your skirt up - the names have been listed in the order of their Respective Presidential Terms without Fear or Favor. So, Biden-Trump or Trump-Biden, it's a dynamic duo of old-school cool Anti-Heroics, all bread and circus on a ticket of Bribe and Die and the Big joke's on us. We took everything these two candidates had to offer into consideration.  In the end, the math wasn't hard at all, it only takes two halves to make a whole. Half a hard-on from one old man plus another from the other equaled the sum of an odd sponge for our inaugural pick for Dick of The Day. To both we say, 'kudos and karate chops' for rockin' the tock on a Ticket of Continuance and keeping America in Standstill.

 

If you're voting for either of these men we heartily ask you to consider our candidate - James Ehrlichman Reinhard-Koenig The First - for King. And if you're voting NONE OF THE ABOVE  all we ask is for you to reason well and strike a write-in vote that is most awesome and well-meaning. A vote for King on November 5th will roar like a lion - a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE won't even whimper. So, America, go ahead, and DAMN the man-torpedoes! 

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 Demand American Monarchy Now!

Go King Jim Go!

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