OUR WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN CONTINUES

Our Crown Prince and Future King is free of the most common political faults, but we've been informed that our write-in campaign is a DAMN pain in the ass because our candidate for True and Rightful King - James Ehrlichman Reinhard-Koenig The First - has a name longer than the whole hot-DAMN Alphabet.

For your convenience please just use the initials and drop the 'the' before the fully-spelled generational suffix when you step into The  Booth for Our Moment of Truth on November 5th. We've also been flooded with questions about the true nature of an American Monarchy. Is he nice? Can we trust him? Will our fingers truly be interlocked in love?  Will he have a Queen? An Heir? And why do we have to strap a pike and a spike across our backs whenever we leave the house? We will be more than happy to answer those softballs on November 6th.  We will save answering other questions after The Inaugural Coronation when our King is Justly Crowned and reigning Most Wisely from His Throne.  With that said please don't forget to vote quickly by convenient use of the initialized acronym and duly note we're in the middle of a Royal Campaign and now is not the  time for questions nor for answers, so always remember -    

JERK FIRST

ASK QUESTIONS LATER

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Thankyou for your time, America, 

DAMN

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