When you finally learn she's forever right and you're forever wrong, let Uncle Sam do the talking for the makeup call. Then break out the Barry White and pop the top on some Pink Champale, oh yeah....

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Mid-rise
• Lined front pouch for additional support
• 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
• Crotch panel
• Overlock and coverstitch
• No back seam for extra comfort